Tea House Waiter: Everyone loves a quick bite from the local café; there's always one just around the corner. Whether you come morning or night, Waiter Wayne serves you the best custard tarts and hot tea, filling you in on the latest gossip. This is the place to get the low-down on the latest technology or celebrity news. Wayne is definitely your man.   Name: Wayne Age: 33 Language proficiency: unplugged Cantonese + Vulgarity remixed Characteristics: Rude and phony Specialties: Lining up for just about anything, and expecting great freebies to be given out Occupation: Waiter Hang Out: Mong Kok café with gold-haired punks and chicks seeking part-time lovers Look: tank top and slippers